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Here’s a bunch of posts about book stuff. I’ll try to keep it book-themed, but I can’t promise that at some point it won’t devolve into outright complaining about completely unrelated stuff. I’m fickle like that.

Trophy Unlocked

About a year ago, give or take a few days, my book came out. Or rather, I put it out...
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The Bakkerbaard Method

Now available! The Bakkerbaard-method for learning Dutch! Easy! Quick! Cheap! The key to learning is to make it entertaining. That’s...
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Unclean!

Guess who’s got the covid! Yeah, my number was up, apparently.Strange how you never hear anyone about how it turned...
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God Of T-Shirts

You spoke, and like the benevolent god I like to believe I am, I have listened.You wanted the URLs gone,...
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No Promo For You!

Learn something new every day. Turns out people don’t want a website on their clothes, no matter how subtle it is....
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It Might Get Loud

Nope, sorry. This has nothing to do with the music project I talked about in the previous post. Just forget...
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I Have A Plan!

You thought I was dead, didn’t you? No? Aw.I can’t wait to get famous enough for people to start thinking...
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Shoutouts!

The book’s been out for almost a month now and it did pretty well. Relatively speaking, anyway. I haven’t seen...
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Hello World!

Well, ain’t that a bitch. You spend all your videogame time on writing a book, pump a bunch of money...
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Delays

Due to several reasons and a temper tantrum, the release of As Far As Souls Go needs to be pushed...
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Proof One

For full effect, add an expletive of your choosing every fifth word. Unfortunately, I’m unable to do so at this...
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Most Useless Post

Good news! Work has started on the Dutch translation of As Far As Souls Go.The irony is that I’m doing...
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Bottlenecks

Oh, I’m so close it hurts. The story has been done for a while now, all the technical bookstuff is...
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Parade Of Flowers

Until all of you step up and make me a bestselling author, I will still have to go to my...
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Teasing The Teaser

In an effort to keep you entertained, hyped, and involved, I struggle to find subjects interesting enough to be post-worthy....
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Signs Of Life

As Far As Souls Go is now available for pre-order. Do the clicky thing here if you want in on...
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The Hidden Comma

I’ve spent the last three days going over the manuscript that was returned to me by the proofreader. I had...
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Choo-choo!

Humor me and imagine this: You’ve just hauled your overpacked suitcase down a concrete flight of stairs, through a tiled...
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Say Blurb One More Time!

Anyone who tells you writing the story is the hard part is full of shit. It’s a matter of sculpting...
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Crossing The I’s, Dotting The T’s

I thought I was pretty up to date on the whole doing-a-book-thing, so I was pretty confident going forward with...
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Got It Covered

Cover for As Far As Souls Go is done, as I’m sure you’ve noticed.You know the saying ‘don’t judge a...
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