House of Baard
Yeah, hey. How y’all doing? I’m fine, book’s fine, the second book is almost fine and getting there. Everything’s peachy. I guess you were expecting more talk about writing, but there’s really only so much that can be said about writing a book. I take a bunch of words, I stick them in a pleasing …
You spoke, and like the benevolent god I like to believe I am, I have listened.You wanted the URLs gone, I have risked RSI to make them disappear. All shirts are now available without a bakkerbaard.nl anywhere on them, except for the license plate shirts. That’s the logo. It comes with a URL. Deal with …
Learn something new every day. Turns out people don’t want a website on their clothes, no matter how subtle it is. Eh, to be honest, it wasn’t subtle.So, I keep hearing that people might be convinced to buy a shirt, but choose not to because I’ve slapped a URL on each and every one of them. …
Nope, sorry. This has nothing to do with the music project I talked about in the previous post. Just forget about that. Pretend I never said anything. Don’t make me wave my Jedi-hand, goddammit. I will do it. You don’t wanna get Jedi-pimp slapped. I’m not that good yet and I might erase the names …
You thought I was dead, didn’t you? No? Aw.I can’t wait to get famous enough for people to start thinking I’ve died. That’s how you know you’ve made it. Someone, somewhere, suddenly rubbing their chin and going, “Hey, didn’t he die at some point?”They’ll google me, click their way here, and BAM! Still alive, and …
Until all of you step up and make me a bestselling author, I will still have to go to my dayjob, which is graphics operator (nay, operatör) for Dutch television. It’s a good job that suits my circadian rhythm very well, but every once in a while I find myself getting out of bed at …