House of Baard
Herringwood Messiah is out now! Buy it here. For my Dutch “Helenists”: buy it here. A lot of you chose to buy the first book directly from me, and I appreciate that. That way, I get the biggest cut. But it’s not viable strategy in the long term, so while I will sell direct again …
Book number two, now known as Herringwood Messiah, is in the last leg of its journey. I’m now at the point where I have to leave everything to mega corporations who really don’t give a shit and just wanna make a buck off my work. Joke’s on them, I guess.I’ve got to wait for proof …
About a year ago, give or take a few days, my book came out. Or rather, I put it out myself and then yelled at everybody within earshot it was available. And a lot of you listened! Some bought the book because they needed a reliable door stopper, others because I emotionally blackmailed them, and …
Now available! The Bakkerbaard-method for learning Dutch! Easy! Quick! Cheap! The key to learning is to make it entertaining. That’s why you remember more Star Wars quotes than maths. To that end, I have compiled an educational package that focuses on entertaining you, instead of beating dry theory into your skull.With the Bakkerbaard-method, you can …
Guess who’s got the covid! Yeah, my number was up, apparently.Strange how you never hear anyone about how it turned the lower half of their face into Freddy Krueger. But hey, at least I still have my sense of taste.Anyway, it’s not all bad news. Unless you’re one of the coworkers that has to cover …
Well, ain’t that a bitch. You spend all your videogame time on writing a book, pump a bunch of money into all kinds of professional sounding stuff, get a good looking cover done, and then you try to get your stuff published.Now, I’m not so delusional that I’m walking up to an established publisher and …
Due to several reasons and a temper tantrum, the release of As Far As Souls Go needs to be pushed back. I’m giving it an extra week, so that would make it November 8th.Some of you might know me personally and raise a few eyebrows at that. I’m guessing two, but some people only have …
Oh, I’m so close it hurts. The story has been done for a while now, all the technical bookstuff is done as well, I’m standing about six feet from the finish line but I can’t cross it yet.I was planning a book trailer. Awesome stuff, I promise. Worth the wait, honest. But that’s taking longer …
As Far As Souls Go is now available for pre-order. Do the clicky thing here if you want in on that. I’ll admit… Not as exciting as I thought. Still pretty cool, though, but I’m more looking forward to the paperback. A tangible book on the shelf just looks cool, you know? Still, it’s alive!This …